Privacy Policy
Effective date: August 3, 2025
Last updated: August 3, 2025
Welcome to GPTrauma Café – a satirical, creative space where humor meets healing, and data privacy is taken seriously (even if we sometimes joke about everything else).
This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, and protect your information when you visit http://www.gptraumacafe.com, and what your rights are under applicable data protection laws, including the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) if you are located in the EU.
- Who we are
GPTrauma Café is operated by Isabela Freundlieb, founder of this online creative platform.
You can contact us at: isabela.redactor@gmail.com (or emotionally via memes, though email works better).
- What data we collect
a) Information you provide directly:
When you leave comments, subscribe to our newsletter, or contact us, we may collect your:
Name or username
Email address
Any message you send us
b) Automatically collected information:
When you browse the site, some data is collected automatically:
IP address
Browser type and version
Device type
Pages visited and time spent on each
Referring website
This information is used for analytics and security purposes.
- Cookies 🍪
Yes, we use cookies (unfortunately not the edible kind).
Cookies are small text files stored in your browser to help the site function properly, improve user experience, and sometimes track how the site is being used.
We use:
Essential cookies (for security and performance)
Analytics cookies (to understand how users interact with the site)
Third-party cookies (like YouTube or social embeds, which may set their own cookies)
You can accept or reject non-essential cookies via our cookie banner. You can also control cookies via your browser settings.
- Why we collect your data
We collect and use your data for:
Responding to messages or comments
Sending occasional newsletters (only if you subscribe)
Improving website performance and content
Ensuring the site’s security and integrity
Complying with legal obligations (e.g., tax, reporting)
- Legal basis for processing (GDPR)
We only collect and process your personal data when we have a legal basis to do so, including:
Your consent (e.g., for newsletter subscription or cookies)
Our legitimate interests (e.g., website analytics)
Compliance with legal obligations
- How we protect your data
We take your privacy seriously and use appropriate security measures to protect your data. This includes secure hosting, SSL encryption, and limiting access to data only when necessary.
- Third-party services
Some services embedded in GPTrauma Café may collect data:
YouTube, TikTok, Instagram (embedded media)
WordPress.com analytics
Email newsletter providers (e.g., Mailchimp, if used)
These platforms may collect information directly through their widgets or embeds. Please refer to their individual privacy policies for details.
- How long we keep your data
We retain your personal information only as long as necessary:
For communication: until your request is resolved
For newsletter: until you unsubscribe
For analytics: anonymized data may be stored indefinitely
- Your rights under GDPR
If you’re located in the EU, you have the right to:
Access your data
Correct inaccurate data
Request deletion
Object to processing
Withdraw consent at any time
To exercise your rights, email us at isabela.redactor@gmail.com.
- Children’s privacy
GPTrauma Café is not intended for children under the age of 13. We do not knowingly collect personal data from children.
- Changes to this policy
We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. Changes will be posted on this page with a new effective date.
- Contact
If you have questions about this Privacy Policy or your data, contact us at:
📧 isabela.redactor@gmail.com
Stay safe, stay sfine print — we love responsible rebels like you.
GPTrauma Café 